deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(Source: deansass, via pizza)

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the-pietriarchy:

important picture of steve buscemi holding a drink called mr pink
kidsliveinspace:

How my crew enters the club

The last picture taken of Jim Morrison.

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past-gone:

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

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loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

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poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

image

the g spot

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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Yes

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