asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via pizza)

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ghostsfacer:

Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to.
gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch
brainscattergalactica:

You got the Juice now

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ohshitiamdead:

Bill Clinton listening to Grunge.

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